A friend sent me a link to dearjohnnies, a purveyor of hospital gowns for moms who want to look a little cuter when delivering their babies. At first I thought that this was an interesting idea and gave them a small bit of attention. But then I saw the prices and also thought about the trauma that these garments might endure and decided that it might be nice to disgard whatever I was wearing without thought of how it was going to be cleaned.