Two weeks is a long time in the life of a baby

I know, it’s unforgivable that I’ve gone so long without posting. So much has happened. He’s crawling like a champ, pulling up and starting to cruise. I think. That’s one of those baby terms of which I only have a vague grasp. He’s pulling up, standing with only one hand to steady himself, and looking really hard like he wants to try to walk to other objects. If that’s cruising, that’s what he’s doing.

“Note also our new easy-to-clean carpet squares to replace the bad, bad, white shag rug that Conrad enjoyed harvesting and spitting up upon.”