Me: “Because then it would be called overwear.”
Tag: threeisms
I’m no attorney but that could harm your defense
The Boy: “You be the police robot and I’ll be the bad guy robot.”
Police Robot: “You there. What’s your name?”
Bad Guy Robot: “Bad Guy Robot.”
Police Robot: “And just what do you think you’re doing?”
Bad Guy Robot: “Bad guy stuff.”
Guess we didn’t need to spend so much money on your bedroom
“Wow, this is a cool porta potty. I wish I could stay here. I wish there was a bed and a lot of food and toys.”
They should probably call it something else
The Boy: “I want something to eat.”
The Mrs: “How about a rice cake?”
The Boy: “Yay! Rice cake! Rice cake! Hey… what’s that?”
At least it wasn’t a grilled cheese sandwich
Me: “What are you eating?”
The Boy: “A pretzel.”
Me: “Where did you get it?”
The Boy: “Couch.”
It’s coming from inside the house!
The Boy: “Daddy, what are zombies?”
Me: “Well, they’re like kind of like skeletons. Scary Halloween people.”
The Boy: “And they’re the walking dead.”
Me: “Who told you that?”
The Boy: “Mommy.”