“Every time Sterling comes over it’s like bing bang boom because he likes to drum alot and he eats crunchy stuff.”
Tag: Fourisms
Depends. Does it smell like pretzels?
“Am I smelling my own fart, or somebody else’s?”
Lick it first to make sure it’s not a stick
“Hey, there’s something in my shoe. It’s a pretzel. And here’s another one.”
Now you’re talking my language
Me: “We’re having a yard sale and we thought we might sell some of your old toys.”
The Boy: “Nooooo! Don’t sell my old toys!!! I still want them!!!”
Me: “If we sell your old toys, we can make money to buy new toys.”
The Boy: “I think maybe we should sell my old toys.”
Whatever it means, I’ll take it
The Mrs: “I love you.”
The Boy: “I love you with wires.”
Probably too soon
Me: “What are you thinking about?”
The Boy: “I’m thinking about my future.”