Sometime long ago in the Pre-Conrad Times Jean and I both read a book “I know!”, the name of which escapes me. It was about an American couple living in Italy for a year with their twin infant sons. He describes giving them chocolate for the first time, and the look they gave him as if to say, “You’ve known about this all along and you’ve been keeping it from us?!”
The Boy has made it clear he feels the same about ice cream.