I’m not even going to talk about GW’s visit to the UK, since Adda has already nailed it.
At her urging, I turned on CNN to try to see the footage of him doing his high school graduation walk. Now I remember why I don’t watch the news anymore. While I was waiting for the top stories, I saw the “CNN International Minute.” A whole minute for the Rest of the World? How do they manage to find enough material every day? And apparently Michael Jackson has a new album coming out or something.
“CNN Poll: The rap – will MJ ‘beat it’? Vote now.”
We’ve already figured out the chronology:
flight to avoid prosecution
negotiated surrender
celebrities band together in his defense
suicide watch
year-long televised trial
one year in Club Fed
tearful breakdown on Barbara Walters as he discusses his childhood
first album out of prison goes platinum
You heard it here first.