From the Front

We’ve noticed that Conrad is beginning to define his evening fussy period between 6 and 9pm. Last night Dave said that he’d like it if Conrad would get this over with before he got home from work. And today he responded in spades.

Here is a list of the items he either peed or pooped on all between 5 and 11am:

  • four outfits
  • three changing pad covers
  • a boppy cover
  • my robe
  • the mama
  • a comforter cover
  • a blanket
  • my pajamas

There was one incident that did a great deal of the above damage. Two words: projectile pooping.

I’m sure a lot of this is due to poor diapering, poor diapers “those 7th generation hippie no dye diapers really don’t do the job” or sleep deprivation on the part of the mama. Some of this will work itself out over time. Until then, thank god for the washing machine.