“Editor’s note: “Baby Person” is a small wooden figure from a train set. It was not consumed.”
The Boy: “Baby Person! Baby Person!” “cough, cough”
Me: “Are you okay?”
The Boy: “Yeah.”
Me: “Did you eat Baby Person?”
The Boy: “Yeah.”
Me: “Really?!”
The Boy: “Yeah.”
Me: “REALLY?!”
The Boy: “I like it!”