“Daddy, when you’re not looking, I do things you’ve asked me not to do.”
Category: daddyblog
Posts about being a dad, incorporating posts from our Fergomas blog
Excellent question.
The Mrs: “We’re having french fries for dinner.”
The Boy: “I like french fries… What makes them French?”
At the park with two 3.5-year-olds
On the swings, side by side. One is shouting, “Best day ever! Best day ever!” The other is shouting, “No it’s not! No it’s not!”
A new superhero
Tonight The Boy taught us about a superhero named Fo-Gow Guy. He only comes out when people are in trouble. He only comes out at night. He can run faster than anybody and he has his own omelette station.
Three-year-old math
Me: “How many do you have?”
The Boy: “Five.”
Me: “And how many do I have?”
The Boy: “Four.”
Me: “What’s five minus four?”
The Boy: “Yeah, mine is five and yours is four.”
To the cake factory!
“Mommy, Daddy! Come on, let’s play! Together we’re the Bad Robots! Split up! We need to get to a cake factory right away! Are you with me, guys?”