“Who’s there?”
“Interrupting eyeball.”
“Interrupting eyeball wh…”
“LASER!”
Category: daddyblog
Posts about being a dad, incorporating posts from our Fergomas blog
Unless they have Dagwood’s face on them
“Wash your hands and I’ll make you a plate of pancakes.”
“I want blueberry pancakes, not Play-Do pancakes!”
Until you’re old enough to actually mow the lawn
“If they have toys at the hardware store, can I buy one with the money Grampy gave me?”
“Sure.”
“Good. I want a riding lawn mower.”
Don’t forget about the harvest
“I wish I was a vegetable so that I didn’t have to get shots.”
Another good argument for the Kindle
The Boy: “Can you break a testicle?”
Me: “It takes an awful lot to break a testicle.”
The Boy: “You could use a really heavy book.”
This is what happens when you get all your news from YouTube
Boy at park: “Do you know what the Olympics is?”
The Boy: “It’s when you swim and you sing ‘Call Me Maybe.'”