Tonight The Boy taught us about a superhero named Fo-Gow Guy. He only comes out when people are in trouble. He only comes out at night. He can run faster than anybody and he has his own omelette station.

Me: “How many do you have?”
The Boy: “Five.”
Me: “And how many do I have?”
The Boy: “Four.”
Me: “What’s five minus four?”
The Boy: “Yeah, mine is five and yours is four.”

“Mommy, Daddy! Come on, let’s play! Together we’re the Bad Robots! Split up! We need to get to a cake factory right away! Are you with me, guys?”

“Sometimes I lick the fridge.” “Said while licking the fridge.”

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The Boy: “Stupid, stupid.”

Me: “Are you calling me stupid?”

The Boy: “No, I was just saying that at a porcupine.”

The Boy: “Superheroes eat lots of grains. Batman eats bugs.”

The Boy: Can we play hide and seek?
Me: Sure, after your bath we can play hide and seek for five minutes.
The Boy: I’m going to hide in a very secret place.
Me: Where?
The Boy: Not in your office!
Me: Are you going to hide in my office?
The Boy: Yeah.