Me: “What are you thinking about?”
The Boy: “I’m thinking about my future.”
See if you can guess The Boy’s half of this conversation
Me: “Because then it would be called overwear.”
I’m no attorney but that could harm your defense
The Boy: “You be the police robot and I’ll be the bad guy robot.”
Police Robot: “You there. What’s your name?”
Bad Guy Robot: “Bad Guy Robot.”
Police Robot: “And just what do you think you’re doing?”
Bad Guy Robot: “Bad guy stuff.”
Guess we didn’t need to spend so much money on your bedroom
“Wow, this is a cool porta potty. I wish I could stay here. I wish there was a bed and a lot of food and toys.”
They should probably call it something else
The Boy: “I want something to eat.”
The Mrs: “How about a rice cake?”
The Boy: “Yay! Rice cake! Rice cake! Hey… what’s that?”
At least it wasn’t a grilled cheese sandwich
Me: “What are you eating?”
The Boy: “A pretzel.”
Me: “Where did you get it?”
The Boy: “Couch.”