Me: “Thank you for coming with me to the grocery store.”
The Boy: “It was a waste of time for me.”
Year: 2013
The jokes are getting meta around here
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“This isn’t a joke. It’s just annoying.”
Headline writers need to adapt to social media
Today in North Carolina there was an Amber Alert for a one-year-old girl in a stolen car. The headlines in local media were along the lines of, “Search continues for missing High Point girl.”
I first saw the story on my iPhone, and I’m sure many others viewed it on a mobile device. To get the most potentially-important information, namely the description and license plate of the vehicle, you had to click through to read the story. I did, but I wonder how many others did.
The most helpful headline would have been, “Missing child in stolen white Suburban, NC license BJXXXXX.” “I’m not putting the actual plate number here as the girl has, thankfully, been found.” That would have provided useful information to someone who only read the headline.
In content marketing, we talk all the time about how to make our content easily consumable on mobile devices. Businesses are adapting their content for mobile consumption. It’s time for the media to do the same, even if just in cases of urgent need. A teaser headline may get more click throughs, but it may also make it more likely that vital information is ignored.
We can probably get a grant.
We’re trying to discourage bathroom talk, especially at the dinner table. But it’s hard not to laugh at, “I power the city with my farts.”
Oi. Less of the old.
“Daddy, underwater you look like an old potato.”
“Knock Knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Interrupting eyeball.”
“Interrupting eyeball wh…”
“LASER!”