The Boy: “Can you break a testicle?”
Me: “It takes an awful lot to break a testicle.”
The Boy: “You could use a really heavy book.”
Year: 2012
This is what happens when you get all your news from YouTube
Boy at park: “Do you know what the Olympics is?”
The Boy: “It’s when you swim and you sing ‘Call Me Maybe.'”
And vice versa, but yeah, I’m with you.
“Daddy, milk is better with cookies.”
If only.
“It’s no fun playing with your own daddy.”
“What can I do to be more fun?”
“Be a kid.”
What if Gene Krupa came over?
“Every time Sterling comes over it’s like bing bang boom because he likes to drum alot and he eats crunchy stuff.”
Depends. Does it smell like pretzels?
“Am I smelling my own fart, or somebody else’s?”