An exchange between me and The Mrs. in the car, talking about The Boy:
She: “Maybe next year he should go as a member of Devo for Halloween.”
Me: “Well, that would probably guarantee him free haircuts for life from the woman who cuts my hair.”
She: “Yeah, I’ll bet.”
Me: “Do you know what I’m talking about?”
She: “No.”
Me: “Then why did you say ‘yeah’?”
She: “Sometimes it’s just easier that way.”