Month: February 2008

Each time we’ve brought Conrad home from the pediatrician, the cats have been waiting for us at the door. Siegfried and Roy have a look on their faces that says, “Oh, crap. They brought it back again.” Not the most adaptable kitties at the best of times, the two of them seem to know that something major has changed, and they know they don’t much like it. Roy, extraterrestrial freaky being that he is, expresses his displeasure by sitting on the floor next to our bed meowing plaintively, as if to say, “I want to get up there, but I’m afraid of the small yellowish thing.” “If you’re a fan of Homestar Runner, Roy is basically Strong Sad“.

Roy is only visiting our planet

Roy seemed to know this was coming, and spent the night before we went to the hospital in the emergency vet’s office, where $735 later it was confirmed once again that we have a nervous kitty who pukes a lot for no known medical reason. Interesting side note: thanks to insurance, our total out-of-pocket expenses for having an entire human baby were only about half of that “meals included”.

Siegfried, in her characteristic diva fashion, is basically pretending none of this is happening. Weeks ago she decided that Conrad’s room was hers, and runs in there expecting a petting on the new rug whenever we walk by. I expect quite a star fit when we eventually move him in there.

“All right Mr. De Mille, I’m ready for my close-up.”

Hastings, on the other hand, has seemed to get it from the start. It’s as though he knows Conrad is one of our young, and he’s not going anywhere. Long a fierce competitor for our attention and a spot under my chin at night, he has ceded his place without complaint, and appears happy – even grateful – for a spot at the foot of the bed.

He also doesn’t seem particularly bothered by Conrad. He’s sniffed him a couple of times and yesterday gave him a small lick on the top of his head, which visitors to our home know is the Hastings seal of approval.

Hastings did seem to have a little bit of trouble understanding when we installed a baby nest thing in his usual spot between us in the bed. He let us know in no uncertain terms that it would serve well as a cat bed, but once we made it clear it wasn’t for him, he found his own space.

Do you mind?

I drove around yesterday to a couple of different stores trying to find the baby nest thing because it seemed really important, and now after a night of using it I can’t remember why. I think we thought being closer to us would help Conrad sleep better, and we’d be better able to nurse and comfort him without getting up. So far the net effect is we hear every squeak and burble right in our ears, and it’s no easier to pick him up because you end up kneeling on the mattress, leaning over to pick him up out of the nest while trying to keep your balance. Sounds like it would be a good Pilates exercise. We’ll give it another night.

Conrad’s fine with the baby nest thing

In case anyone’s worried, we only let the cats in the room when we’re awake and paying attention. When we go to sleep, we exile them and close the door.

And why is he messing with my kid?

Conrad came home from the hospital with a bit of jaundice: not enough to require treatment but enough that our pediatrician wanted to keep an eye on it. She ran a test yesterday and called today to tell us he’s fine. For those of you keeping score at home, his bilirubin level was 11.8, where 20 is cause for concern.

Good news, but we were a bit concerned because she also said she hoped he would be back up to his birth weight by now. We did a little web searching and found one site that said babies usually return to birth weight between ten and 14 days. This confirmed that our pediatrician is an overachiever, and expects Conrad to be one, too.

We already knew she likes to run a tight ship. We showed up a few minutes late for our first appointment, causing her to remark, “Now you know how long it takes to get out of the house with a newborn.” The implication was clear. We arrived 15 minutes early for our appointment yesterday, and she saw us five minutes before our scheduled time. How often does that happen?

So we’re not too worried about the jaundice, but we do stare at him every morning trying to figure out if he looks less yellow. See what you think:

Today:

Last Wednesday:

Conrad

Condad

We came downstairs today more or less for the first time since we brought Conrad home, and found it much as we had left it. It was nice to get out of the bedroom, which had taken on a sort of hospital room aspect.

Of course that meant we had to move a subset of Conrad’s support kit downstairs with us: diapers, wipes, cloths of various descriptions and purposes. We try to be pretty tidy and clutter-free, and I can already see how that’s going to go.

Now we may be using disposable diapers, but that’s okay, because we’ve got the Fisher Price Rainforest Swing. It’s got pictures of an endangered tree frog and a white tiger, so that makes it environmentally friendly.

“How are the baby swing sales numbers looking?”

“Not too good. The L’il Clearcutter and My First Stripmine are both tanking.”

“Hmm. We need a new angle. I was reading National Geographic in my dentist’s office the other day…”

Funny how the day gets away from you. I’ve been planning to post all day long, and I’m just now getting around to it, and I think I’d rather be going to sleep. It was a big day. Conrad met a grandparent for the first time, my father:

Today was the first time Dad saw Conrad’s room, which features the haiku Dad wrote for our wedding stenciled on the wall. His reaction was very gratifying.

While here we discussed what he wanted to be called, and settled on Opa, which is what I called his German-born father. We still have to decide on what to call my Mom. Do we decide or does she? How does this work?

Jean’s parents already have established grandparent names: Grammy and Grampy. They’ll be visiting soon.

One of the reasons I didn’t get around to the blog until now is that I spent the evening setting up a Flickr photostream. If you can’t get enough of Conrad, here’s the link for you:

http://flickr.com/photos/dbt001/