From the category archives:

People Are Funny

English is hard

2010.06.23

We saw a sheriff’s deputy on the way to school this morning. I tried to explain the difference between a sheriff and a police officer to The Boy:

Law enforcement officers who work in towns and cities are called police. If they work outside of towns, in the county (even though towns are actually in the county), they are called sheriffs, only really they are sheriff’s deputies, and sometimes they are called just deputies. So if someone “calls the sheriff,” the sheriff probably won’t show up, he or she will send a deputy.

The law enforcement agency responsible for highways and interstates is called the Highway Patrol. Their officers are called State Troopers.

Simple, really.

{ Comments on this entry are closed }

{ Comments on this entry are closed }

Not actually a problem.

04.02.2010

I’m working at home today so that the plumber from Bud Matthews Service in Chapel Hill can install our new faucet. We pretty much call them for anything. If they did car repair and baby sitting, we could just write them one big check every month. Scott, who is installing the faucet, just said, “Sorry [...]

Read the full article →

What Chuck D taught me about social media

05.12.2009

Chris Brogan mentioned Chuck D in passing this morning in a post whose title defies being ignored. (In case Dad is reading this, Chuck is frontman for Public Enemy, one of the most principled and politically aware rap groups ever.) Before I came to SAS I ran web sales and marketing for Yep Roc Records [...]

Read the full article →

Hard candy shell not as hard as you might think

03.04.2009

Originally published on Conversations & Connections, my SAS social media blog So Skittles threw in the towel. They didn’t have the stomach for profanities and racial slurs showing up on their “homepage,” which they had given over to a Twitter search page showing real-time results for “Skittles.” When I wrote about this yesterday, I was [...]

Read the full article →

Seeking a proactive professional to proactively proactivize

02.19.2009

Originally published on Conversations & Connections, my SAS social media blog My SAS colleague Margo Stutesman forwarded me a blog post from Sasha Dichter, director of business development at Acumen Fund. (I’m assuming she sent it because she likes the way he quantifies what he’s looking for in a social media marketer, as opposed to [...]

Read the full article →

You Are the Wind Beneath My Wings

06.28.2005

Kind of hard to find a tasteful image for this post. So as you may have heard, Wal-Mart heir John Walton died yesterday when his ultralight aircraft crashed in Grand Teton National Park. I don’t think I ever met the man, but I’m sure his friends and family miss him terribly, and if you’re one [...]

Read the full article →

Um, I'll Just Have a Sprite, Thanks

06.06.2005

Read the full article →

Happy New Goat

01.01.2005

As we all know, the Internet is a strange and terrifying place. If you ever need to have that confirmed, go to Google, turn off the "SafeSearch" feature, and then do an image search for, well, anything. Pretty much the first hundred hits are going to be porn. I first learned about SafeSearch when, for [...]

Read the full article →

The Albert A. Gore, Jr. Internet Chutzpah Award

10.14.2004

Last week sometime I was in the office of my co-workers Jen and Jerry. Jen has a houseplant (or I suppose, officeplant) on her windowsill that could use a little more room. She asked where she could get a plant stand. I offered my three standard responses: a. Plant Stands ‘R’ Us b. I’m Not [...]

Read the full article →