Um, I'll Just Have a Sprite, Thanks

I'll take mine with no salt, please.

I am reminded of that Will Ferrell-Rachel Dratch SNL sketch: "I sit under the willow, naked, drenched in my love-ah's juices."

Did you consume Pokari Sweat when you were in Japan? I thought so.

What flavors did they offer, pray tell ?

On second thought,
Nevermind.